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How you'll lose your next marathon league: A quiz.
Plenty of quizzes can tell you how you'll succeed. The scientists at The Axe Badger dared to ask: can we create a quiz about failure. After years of patient research and exciting breakthroughs, our crack team of real, absolutely-do-exist Axe Badger R&D Department put together this 100% accurate quiz to help throwers peer into the future (but with science) and determine how they'll donk up their next marathon league. Fortunately, we used science and years of research to put th
1 day ago1 min read


Axe Venue Interview: Taps, Axes & Games!
I've known Tim for a while. We'd see each other at tourneys and, much as I think is the case, he started treating me like a long-lost friend after maybe the second interaction. Hell, maybe after the first one. His pup was one of the first celebrities I knew about in the sport. I was just deeeee-lighted to learn he was part of a crew opening up their own venue, and wasted no time (okay, maybe a little time) getting him to agree to an interview about Taps, Axes & Games (TAG).
3 days ago5 min read


IATF to announce new safety equipment requirement for 2026.
In an attempt to draw sponsorship from larger sports brands and legitimize the sport in the eyes of the public, the IATF is considering a number of new, required safety protocols and equipment for 2026. An anonymous IATF insider shared with the Axe Badger Newsroom a number of possible equipment additions -- additions that will become mandatory should the panel of throwers vote to implement the safety-equipment changes. Fortunately, the insider managed to slip us a few post-it
Jan 83 min read


Ye old axephorisms for a new axe throwing year.
For IATC last year, I handed out/hid little axephorism cards wherever I could, and I decided to start this year by creating twenty or so new ones. For those that don't know, an aphorism is a pithy little saying that's supposed to reveal a larger, universal truth. Think Benny Franklin's common sayings. You know. You know what I'm talking about. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," that sort of stuff. Unfortunately, there are precious few aphorisms for axe throwing. I'm here
Jan 61 min read


Why am I even here: A badger's guide to surviving a no good, very bad axe throwing marathon (and having fun doing it).
I should have known about 10 minutes after waking up. All the signs were there, after all. Today (today being January 1st) was not the day for me to marathon. I wasn't ready for a marathon. I hadn't slept well, I didn't prep my bag or self. I was so sweepy and hungry and in the middle of a rather unenjoyable visit from the black dog himself. In short, I should have known, even at that early hour, that staying home would be a pretty smart move. But if you've learned nothing el
Jan 45 min read
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