KEEP CALM AND CARRY AXES: an axe bag primer.

They come in all shapes and sizes, serve a function and occasionally deliver a sharp aesthetic. Our Axe bag says a lot about us if you think about it, but who’s got time for that?

Not me man, I’m totes busy! So lets not have all that carry-on, instead let’s just look at what people are slinging their bits in and why.

I’ll go first with what I suspect will be the most common answer (in this region at least). I’m rocking an...

Evolution Gear 36” Double Rifle Soft Case.

With Molle style webbing and retention straps for up to 4 axes, it’s a relatively compact little number that does what it says on the box…once you’ve scribbled out the word “rifle” and replaced it with “axe”…and replaced “Double” with “Quadruple”…and 36” with 91.44cm (coz we’re Metric AF boi).

💡 Pros:  Relatively compact and organized, Looks cool

⚠ Cons: “Organization” is easily overwhelmed with excess axes, and paraphernalia.

What does it say about me? (Yes I decided I’m doing that schtick after all)

Primarily that I saw other people using them and thought they looked cool, and I wanted to look cool. Also that one of the guys who throws at my venue sells them, so it was exactly as easy as I wanted it to be to buy one. Does it hurt these cases are also used to carry rifles and might cause people to wonder what’s inside? That would be a solid “I don’t comment on tactical situations."

The Musical Instrument Case

This one’s pure hitman energy—if you’ve never seen an axe pulled from a violin case, you’re missing out. Peter “Scurvy Dog” Cottrell, took an old (may be an understatement) violin case and weaved some DIY magic, re-shaped the foam inserts and glued in a skull head lining, for a very functional, striking piece of kit.

💡 Pros: Custom-fit, undeniably cool.

⚠ Cons: Limited space—not ideal for tournaments.

Word on the street? He might upgrade to a cello case once he secures the full Desperado outfit.

Rodney “Hot Rod” Southall went the tenor ukulele route: “My wife noted some comments about using these during Worlds’ last year. We investigated a local music store and found that the tenor uke case was ideal for even the Agdor.”

💡 Pros: Comfortable shoulder carry, stress-free on public transport.

⚠ Cons: If you don’t zip it right, the weight of the axes pops it open. 

Both love the socially acceptable appearance—no side-eyes in public. Though deep down, let’s face it: this screams crime drama fan. If you’re carrying your axes in a violin case, odds are you’ve walked in slow motion picturing yourself on the way to a “hit.” You’ve probably had The Godfather theme as your ringtone. Oh, and you’re a Leo—because this is such a Leo move.

Want a Crispr look, try Jean editing…

The DIY Jeans Bag

Elwin "Eggwin" Cross went full MacGyver in a panic. Facing axe transport through Sydney’s Redfern Station (with cops watching), they grabbed an old pair of jeans, hacked them in half, and made a strap out of one leg.

💡 Pros: Surprisingly functional, with pockets and a button-closure.

⚠ Cons: Hand-sewn—structural integrity is, uh, questionable.

Who carries an axe in jeans? Creative thinkers. Probably a Pisces or Libra. Friendly, artistic introverts—just don’t approach them directly. Instead, compliment the bag and slowly ease into conversation: “Wow, that’s a great bag. We’re friends now.”

Got a family to cater for; time to switch to Portrait mode

The Camera Equipment Bag

Come in a range of sizes, and many many shades of black. They are often well made, with a lot of reinforced stitching, and extra padding to hold and protect expensive gear, that can also be heavy and bulky. In most cases they come off the shelf with customizable interior setups, making them a great choice for the job.

A favourite of the Royals— Jacqui, and Steph Gildaly, and their boys Albert, and Ernie; aka Lady Bacon, Lord Snaxxident, Prince Bones, and The Jort Jester. Hauling axes for four people requires something serious. Enter the Zak Noyle RVCA studio case—a sturdy, padded beast.

💡 Pros: Customizable dividers, space for everything—glasses cleaner, stickers, snacks.

⚠ Cons: Ridiculously heavy. Big axes don’t fit in the main compartment.

Why the case? When you have to carry axes for four people, a backpack just doesn’t cut it. Any backpacks we tried just couldn’t take the weight of all the axes.

What’s in it? What’s not?! We’re now down to just axes for three people but there are: Butcher, Commander, Dawg, 3 x cold steels, 2 x Hultafor Agdor hatchets, a Cold steel, & Mini block

Also in this category: Jarrod “Peasooo” Peisley rocking a tripod bag with shoulder straps. “Started with one, upgraded to a second, been using it two years. Just bought a fishing rod bag—haven’t tested it yet.”

What picture starts to develop about this kind of thrower?

Methodical, structured thinkers. Everything has a place, and if there’s no place, you don’t need it. They make great authority figures—but if they weren’t hugged enough as kids, well… you’ve been warned.

Ok so if you’re just getting into the sport and still trying to figure out what’s right for you, you may be thinking, “Why doesn’t someone just make a purpose built bag for the job? Dear dear child, sit down and let me tell you the story of David and …

The Goliath backpacks

In 2022, Mario Zelaya, founder of WATL, partnered with manufacturers to create the Goliath Backpack—a tactical, high-capacity pack with internal mesh, Velcro dividers, a hard-shell exterior, and molle loops covering every inch, including the straps.

Hype ran high, with eager buyers waiting months in virtual queues to snag one. But despite the buzz, sightings have been scarce. The steep price (initially around $300 AUD) and long wait may have cooled enthusiasm in this region. Performance issues led to product improvements, but by late 2023, Goliath shut down, citing third-party storage fees.

Still keen to see one? Lucky for you, Ash Duffy—a newly minted Banana-Bender from Sunny Queensland —got his hands on one for him and his partner. Let’s hear what they have to say.

What we use the bags for?

We use the bags mainly for axe-carrying but when we travel, they are a great bag for general use and carry-on for flights

Why Goliath?

When we first started throwing, the rifle case was great but lacks a shoulder strap, making it a pain to carry multiple axes. The Goliath solved that, offering a more comfortable way to transport gear.

What’s Inside?

Right now, my blue first-gen bag holds all our axes.

💡 Pros: Spacious enough for six axes, with extra storage for snacks and drinks during long events.

🔹 Big axe access holes!—not a common feature in bags that aren’t ridiculously overpriced.

⚠ Cons: The first-gen didn’t hold up—mine started falling apart after just 2–3 weeks. There’s also no bottom support, so the axes bulge out when walking.

🚨 Limited supply—good luck finding one now!

Owning a Goliath means you’ve got patience and determination—waiting months through pre-sale takes commitment. Once you lock onto something, you’re all in. You’re a risk-taker, willing to test new territory first.

The bag itself screams paramilitary tactical gear, and let’s not forget its hefty price tag. So, are you a cashed-up bogan with a military fixation? Or perhaps an armchair researcher who wouldn’t stop until they found the perfect tool?

You probably don’t make friends easily, but once someone proves worthy, they’re in for life. No doubt—you’re a Virgo (and don’t even try to argue Capricorn fits this too—I won’t be swayed).

Thanks to all the contributors for your input, and photos, and hopefully my incredible insights help you understand yourselves a little better.