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Four Tips to add axe throwing into your Thanksgiving traditions.
HOLIDAY POST - HOLIDAY POST - GATHER ROUND ALL FOR A HOLIDAY POST! In a not-at-all-surprising move, I've written a generic "get some cheap clicks" post about how you, dear reader, can bring some axe throwing fun into your awkward, overcooked, stressed-out holiday traditions! Yes, Thanksgiving has become a minefield of conversation and appreciation, with the reason for the holiday being at best confusing and at worst a hotbed for conversations with relatives who want to apolog
5 days ago4 min read


Tips for learning a new axe throw: A half-assed series of lessons.
For those of you who keep track of my adventures, you likely recall (or, if you're more like me, you don't remember at all) a post I did not too long ago talking about how I started developing a new-to-me throw. This throw, perfected by Dr. Ketamine, involves resting the axe on yer sholder like a foppish dandy, and then throwing from there. It took me about a season to feel comfortable in it, and maybe a half of a season after that to commit it to the flabby muscle memory of
Nov 44 min read


The Axe Thrower's Perfected Diet: The Jester and the Banana.
When humankind looks back at its greatest leaps forward, certain names shine bright: Edison giving us the lightbulb, Curie unlocking the...
Sep 187 min read


Axe Couples Counseling
If you could wager on "most common responses to a question posed to a community," I’d put the house on knowing the axe community’s most...
Sep 118 min read


Tuesday Tip: Staying still and movement.
Nobody really taught me how to throw. At least, not actively. Not when I was first starting out. I've had just oodles of teachers. People...
Jul 224 min read


Belt as metaphor: An exercise in lateral thinking and axe throwing.
I have a fair amount of body dysmorphia. Or, well, I guess I should be a bit more clear - I really don't like my body. They way it slops...
Jul 153 min read


Boosting your throwtential: Worth the risk and time
Change can be scary. Maybe it's a new option at your favorite pizza place. Maybe it's when mom started bringing around a man who smelled...
Jun 263 min read


Post tourney blues - dealing with the drop.
It can strike almost instantly - in fact, it hit me just as we were crossing the border between New York and Pennsylvania (on the way...
Jun 173 min read


Today's Axe Thrower Horoscopes
There simply isn't enough prognostication in our sport, and I'm sick of it. Sure, there are lots of throwers out there who will predict...
Jun 36 min read


Missing IATC 2025? Recreate the experience in 5 easy steps.
IATC is, without a doubt, expensive. Now that it's a full week of events, the championship has become a major investment for, like 95% of...
May 294 min read


An Axe Throwing Guided Meditation
Dear reader (listener?!), when I see that our dear community is lacking something, I try to be the person to dig deep and bring that...
May 161 min read


Dear Clutchy: I donk critical throws, please help!
Dear Clutchy, I've been throwing for a while now, and do pretty well in my league. But when tournament time comes around (or even when...
Apr 243 min read


I straight up quit a marathon.
I want to say I’m rarely a quitter, but I don’t know how true that statement really is. I do have gumption, for sure. It’s a fact - I won...
Apr 155 min read


Dear Clutchy: I'm throwing in Round 1 - please help!
Dear Clutchy, I've decided to throw in Round 1 of the IATC - but I'm nervous about doing well enough to earn a spot in Round 2! My axe...
Mar 183 min read


Chalk Bags: Alternative Options for non-chalk users.
It cannot be said that axe throwers don't like their accessories. Axe bags, sheaths, battle vests...we like looking the part and having...
Feb 273 min read


Tuesday tips: getting better means remembering the basics every throw.
I'm a noticer. A pay-attention-er. I'm well known for being a little freak who stares at what people are doing like I'm some sort of...
Feb 182 min read


Lesser-known axe throwing hand signals.
We know the basics. Showing points. Indicating if you're going up or staying down, all that jazz. But there are a whole bevvy of axe...
Feb 81 min read


Axe care tips for people who don't know a damn thing about axe care.
The love that axe throwers have for their axes (and, subsequently, the hatred axe throwers can feel for an axe that doesn't "work" for...
Jan 284 min read


Naming your axes: a guide.
In the past, I've given ultra-helpful, totally serious guidance to folks who needed help with their axe-throwing nicknames. You're...
Jan 231 min read


Great Axpectations: Set goals, but don't depend on 'em.
First, let me apologize for abandoning you last week. You see, I had the Norovirus, and I was only capable of sleeping and cosplaying as...
Jan 213 min read
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