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What happens now: where the blog could go.
The Axe Badger has gone from a tiny, little pet project where I satisfy my need to write about everything I'm doing into an internationally-read (cannot believe I'm serious about that) website. And while I'm still notching a lot of readership/getting recognized when I go places/getting awkward when I go places and get recognized, I realize that I've kinda hit...well...I've kinda hit a slump. Okay, maybe not a "slump" but a predictability. Interview, sappy post, junk advice po
Nov 205 min read


Choptober is here. Time for spoop-tacular plans.
Choptober is a cultural waypoint. A milestone of the axe throwing year, and a whole bunch of fun to boot. It's a time to catch up with folks, get a feel for the community at large, and, you know, dress up and be goofy. It's the biggest serious-not-serious tourney I've been to, and while I've only done it once, it has a long pedigree of being an institution in the sport. Naturally, I need to come up with an over-thought plan to fight against my natural urge to not be witnesse
Oct 233 min read


Chopper's rejected all my tee shirt designs
The last Choptober (at Cherry Hill) is coming up, and as part of that bittersweet event, the axe house is running a little contest: a...
Sep 251 min read


I leave for IATC tomorrow. Here are my very badgery goals.
It just finally hit me that I'll be picking up Chøpman (my dad) and our son DaddyLongLegs (Brendan) around 6 in the morning tomorrow,...
Jun 123 min read


Tabletop Axe Throwing: Join the Adventure!
Hey friends, it's been a hot minute since I've been on your screens but fear not I'm back with a new concept that may or may not have...
Mar 113 min read


The U.S. Championship: what I will and won't do.
The U.S. Championship is happening this weekend at ChillAxe, and your humble narrator will be heading on out that way Friday night to...
Mar 63 min read


Valentine's Day cards for axe throwers
Listen. I know you forgot to pick up a card for your lovahhhh and that's okay. Heck, maybe you even forgot to pick up a Valentine's day...
Feb 131 min read


Rejected IATF App questions
Tomorrow (Feb 12) at 5pm est, Commissioner Wilson is hosting a Q&A about the new IATF app: https://www.facebook.com/share/18mXm9rQF1/ ...
Feb 112 min read


Lesser-known axe throwing hand signals.
We know the basics. Showing points. Indicating if you're going up or staying down, all that jazz. But there are a whole bevvy of axe...
Feb 81 min read


I messed up by thinking too much: a guide.
Yesterday was the fourth week of our Wednesday league. A day, dear reader, that I normally feel is a little special. A little treat...
Jan 304 min read


The newest product from Axe Badger, Inc.
After minutes of R&D, the product development team here at Axe Badger HQ have finally released their first new product of 2025. From the...
Jan 51 min read


Six Clutchmiss activities for your axe league to enjoy
Yes, it's the sixth day of Clutchmiss, and that means only one thing: it's time to begin the traditional Clutchmiss games! The Clutchmiss...
Dec 17, 20244 min read


5 Halloween Costume Suggestions for Axe Throwers
You can only go as an axe murderer or lumberjane so many times before the gimmick gets old, so here are a few quick axe thrower costume...
Oct 15, 20242 min read


Axe League Bingo!
Need something to keep yourself entertained while waiting for your match? Well, dear reader, I spent an entire 3 minutes making you this...
Oct 12, 20231 min read
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