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IATF to announce new safety equipment requirement for 2026.
In an attempt to draw sponsorship from larger sports brands and legitimize the sport in the eyes of the public, the IATF is considering a number of new, required safety protocols and equipment for 2026. An anonymous IATF insider shared with the Axe Badger Newsroom a number of possible equipment additions -- additions that will become mandatory should the panel of throwers vote to implement the safety-equipment changes. Fortunately, the insider managed to slip us a few post-it
Jan 83 min read


A year in review: how I did in my badgery goals.
It’s the time of the year where one need look back on their achievements, failures, and over-expenditure vis a vis equipment for goofy sports. And me, dear reader, well, I’m no different. Though, In looking back through my dusty tomes, it seems like I failed to share any of my goals for 2025, which makes this kinda a weird post. I could say anything. I could say I had a goal to overspend on axes and hide in hotel rooms after tourneys to avoid socializing—and that I nailed it.
Dec 30, 20256 min read


IT'S CLUTCHMISS! HAPPY CLUTCHMISS!
YES! YES! GATHER ROUND DEAR THROWKIN! IT'S TIME! CLUTCHMISS IS HERE! Now, for those of you who don't pay attention to every fakakta idea I share here , Clutchmiss is a celebration for axe throwers that allows us to come together, appreciate each other, and make offerings to Clutchy for fewer missed clutches in the coming year. I think that's what I said last time? I don't really remember. Anyway, it doesn't matter. The beautiful thing about Clutchmiss is how it doesn't have a
Dec 9, 20252 min read


AALOTO Broken Calculators
Life is full of assumptions; it needs to be for us to function. Assumptions are just things we believe without having vetted them...
Oct 4, 20258 min read


Join the 2025 Clutch-A-Thon!
Dear reader, sometimes a great plan just comes together. What makes a great plan? Well, bud, that's when doing something good is both...
Oct 1, 20252 min read


Chopper's rejected all my tee shirt designs
The last Choptober (at Cherry Hill) is coming up, and as part of that bittersweet event, the axe house is running a little contest: a...
Sep 25, 20251 min read


An announcement from Don and Chopper's Hatchet House
Last night, Don (the recently-minted owner of Choppers Hatchet House) reached out to me over messenger. We don't interact much, really,...
Aug 12, 20253 min read


No Sleeves. No Mercy. Get your axe throwing battle vest gang patch!
One of the best things to come out of axe throwing - outside of the deep sense of connection, achievement, and goofiness, is the axe...
Jul 29, 20252 min read


12 Bowling-esque animations to add some excitement to axe throwing
AxeScores is...well...it's fine. And I'm sure the new app has a bunch of improvements. I'd guess about $2.99 a month's worth of...
Jul 20, 20251 min read


A Confession: The Great British Heist
Hey folks, C-man here. I’ve got something different today. It’s been weighing on me, and I feel like it’s finally time to talk about...
Jul 3, 20253 min read


3 hot, new axe throwing products you may have missed.
It's hard enough keeping up with the important news these days, so keeping up with all the innovations coming out around our favorite...
Jul 1, 20252 min read


IATF too busy this week to notice growing rebellion.
In what appears to be a planned, coordinated act, a group of IATF throwers have launched a multi-faceted rebellion against the iron grip...
Jun 10, 20252 min read


Knives Out: The New IATF Knife Throwing League, and what it really means.
The IATF announced yesterday (in an announcement telegraphed so far in advance it could have stopped the Titanic from hitting that...
Apr 10, 20252 min read


Yeah. It was me.
Kat and I did some weekend scheming after she'd come up with the idea for a fun lil' prank post. I wrote it, she and Lisa then made up...
Apr 1, 20253 min read


The IATF has a unique problem. I'm here to solve it.
One of the more surprising things revealed during the two Q&A sessions - at least for me - was how close the IATF was to releasing the...
Feb 25, 20252 min read


Rejected IATF App questions
Tomorrow (Feb 12) at 5pm est, Commissioner Wilson is hosting a Q&A about the new IATF app: https://www.facebook.com/share/18mXm9rQF1/ ...
Feb 11, 20252 min read


IATF Announces new pay-per-month premium app. I have feelings.
The IATF announced today the upcoming retirement of AxeScores (bye, bud. Thanks for my unhealthy obsession with ya), and the upcoming...
Jan 23, 20254 min read


The newest product from Axe Badger, Inc.
After minutes of R&D, the product development team here at Axe Badger HQ have finally released their first new product of 2025. From the...
Jan 5, 20251 min read


My last year in axe throwing
All good things come to an end, and time continues its ever-shuffle toward eventual entropy, now is the time that we reflect on what...
Dec 31, 20243 min read


Don't wait: here are the REAL answers to Collins Rating questions
It's the...3rd(?) day of Clutchmiss, and I wanted to give a gift to all of you before the IATF fills your head with a bunch of malarky...
Dec 14, 20243 min read
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