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Tearing down to build back: is relearning to throw worth the heartache?
Sometimes, dear reader, sometimes the universe just lines stuff up for you to notice. To get your attention. The universe, in all its...
Apr 223 min read


I straight up quit a marathon.
I want to say I’m rarely a quitter, but I don’t know how true that statement really is. I do have gumption, for sure. It’s a fact - I won...
Apr 155 min read


The Axe Badger is canceled
Honestly, it's inevitable. At some point, whether it's tomorrow or 10 years from now (when axe throwing has been outlawed and I'm just...
Apr 83 min read


Axe throwing isn't dying, so stop thinking it is.
Every few months I come across a fellow thrower or a post on faceflop about how axe throwing is taking its last, desperate puffs of a...
Feb 46 min read


I messed up by thinking too much: a guide.
Yesterday was the fourth week of our Wednesday league. A day, dear reader, that I normally feel is a little special. A little treat...
Jan 304 min read


Great Axpectations: Set goals, but don't depend on 'em.
First, let me apologize for abandoning you last week. You see, I had the Norovirus, and I was only capable of sleeping and cosplaying as...
Jan 213 min read


Lane etiquette: are you polite, planning, or poopeh?
I did a lot of unnecessary work to get three "P" words in a line there that made even a little bit of sense, so be patient with me as I...
Jan 74 min read


We have a pro in every tourney. Here's how I reset expectations.
I have a big love for Bob, our resident pro-thrower. He cares about the axe throwing community we have, is always willing to teach and...
Dec 5, 20243 min read


Gang, I was hella sick. Throwing sick is ruff.
Today is the very first day I felt anywhere close to my typical, gregarious self. For the past...hell...12 days (!) I've been very, very...
Dec 3, 20243 min read


League Tourney Night: My 3 Goals
It's here: the one night every ~2 months that feels like a high school dance. Where the performance of the past 7 weeks disappears and I...
Oct 2, 20243 min read


Don't think twice, it's alright: stop doubting your 5th throw decisions.
I've noticed something, dear reader. As I shuffle around on this mortal coil and begin to get familiar with axe throwing in particular, I...
Sep 19, 20243 min read


The Absolute Freedom of a 100% Clutch Call League Run.
Dear reader, we all wanna win a bit. Maybe you haven't a single competitive bone in yer body, but there is at least a part of you - maybe...
Aug 29, 20243 min read


The Worst Types of Axe Throwers: An Unqualified List.
I know we're pretty lovey-dovey, everything is fun and great and everyone is fun and great and whatEVER here at Axe Badger headquarters,...
Aug 24, 20244 min read


Hey Gang, I Donked This Axe League Real Bad. That's Okay.
PERCEPTION, REALITY, AND THE FRUSTRATION OF KNOWING JUST ENOUGH. Well, dear readers, I want to admit something to you all: I kinda failed...
Jul 18, 20244 min read


Should there only be 1 option for hatchet/big axe in the sport?
One of the hallmarks of axe throwing across organizational bodies is the chance to throw whatever axe fits your throw/style/aesthetic...
May 9, 20243 min read


The Next Big Controversy in Axe Throwing: 3 Predictions.
We all remember the gnashing of teeth and rending of clothes stemming from the IATF making changes to axe requirements a while back....
May 3, 20242 min read


I Don't Understand IATC Qualification and I'm too Afraid to Ask.
Okay, listen. I love this sport. I love how quirky a lot of it is, I like that it's not perfect, and I like that we still have lots of...
Mar 20, 20243 min read


The Axe Venue is Dead. Long Live The Axe Venue!
Phil isn't the only small, round and hairy prognosticator, it seems. On Tuesday, I wrote up a little blog post about growth and decline...
Feb 2, 20245 min read


Tomorrow is League Tourney Time and I'm Preparing via the Transitive Property.
An odd quirk of having Meduseld Meadery as one's axe house is how they aren't open Monday or Tuesday. That means one can't practice at...
Jan 23, 20243 min read


Marathon Leagues: The Best Worst Thing in the Sport of Axe Throwing
Marathon leagues, in spirit, are something that everyone who loves the sport should be into. They overcome some of the most annoying...
Jan 16, 20244 min read
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